Yes I know it's been a long time - I've been left out in the cold and wet so much the humans had to 'jump me' last weekend...and I can tell you it wasn't pleasant!
So, I seem to have got somewhere else to stand as well - the humans have moved to somewhere near Oldham, and the move was very stressful. I was crammed full of boxes and was driven up a horrendously potholed hill (the female human had got lost it appeared!!). Once there, I was left alone, with lots of cars to talk to but no other vans. Apparently, there are lots of vans around as the humans talk about 'Friends of Suilvan' they see on their travels the whole time...but I was left at home.
Last weekend was different though -they took me out and changed my tyres for summer tyres and tonight I am sat in N.Wales. I've never been to North Wales before - I must say it does rain a lot!! It's nice now however and I'm parked up for the evening - it is nice to be back out again and to be useful. The weather is not good for tomorrow - so am not sure what the humans will do as yet - they were muttering about going climbing; however I suspect they'll go for a walk by the sea, as they did today. The female human loves the sea, whilst the male human muttered something about nice cake at the cafe when they got back!!
Will report back further later on...it's nice with the sea breeze here...